In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
*punches you in the arm* TAKE THAT! There! Not only did you get what you deserved, but I proved you wrong as well. *chuckles about it for the rest of the day*

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Stop listening to your mom *rolls eyes*

Your crush has a crush on me
Damn....

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
*mutters to self audibly* damn sneaky ninjas changing my grades....

Hurry up would you?
NARG!!!

You're so snobbish
*dumbfounded* HOW?!? Tell me! I'll fix it!

Wanna settle this outside?
alright, I know it's hard for you to move around inside.

You afraid of me?
Should I be?

He/she loves me more!
So what does that make it now? you: one; me: infinity

You have bad grades
You have bad face -_-


What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
YES!!! *falls to knees with fists in the air* HAHAHA!!!

I don't love you.
*sighs* Damn....

I think I love you already
*jaw drop* really?

Can I copy your answers?
Nope

I think I have a crush on your friend
I see

Can I sit next to you?
As you wish

Would you like to dance with me?
Sure...outside....over there.....*points*

I think you have a crush on me
Is that so? I could say that you are being conceded and cease to speak sensibly to you or perhaps I will also 'confess' to you my own feelings of 'fondness.'

you have a cute smile
*smiles*

Why are you so nice to me?
Because I am rapturously in love with you and wish to treat you above all else. Why? What did YOU think was my intention? *innocently says this*


What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
I have a flashlight. All's good.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
*punches sibling*

Go to bed early
hmm....*stays up*

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
*waters the plant*

Study hard ok?
You got it! *glares at book commanding it to send info to my brain*

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
So what did you eat?

Why can't you be more like him
*horrified* L-lower myself?! I refuse!

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
*nodds* yes



1. Do you snore?
no

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
both

3. What's your worst fear?
idk

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
for a year

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
don't watch it

6. Do you chew on your straws?
no

7. Were you a cute baby?
beautiful

8. Is the single life for you?
idk

9. What colour is your keyboard?
black and silver?

10. Do your sing in the shower?
all the time

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
no

12. Any secret talents?
*suspicious* And I would tell you such things because...?

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
someplace warm

14. Can you swim?
yes

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
no

17. Do you care about the ozone?
yes

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
around 6,000 something

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
if i tried

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
yessir

21. Are you a single child?
nope

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
a pencil is a pencil

23. What's your stand on hunting?
stop putting unwanted deer heads in sketchy places please

24. Is marriage in your future?
hopefully

25. Do you like your handwriting?
it's alright

26. What are you allergic to?
no

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
this morning

28. Is Tupac still alive?
.....YES *has no idea*

29. Do you cry at weddings?
no

((there was more but I have class))